23 August 2011

RULES TO REMEMBER IN LIFE

1. Many people are alive only because
it’s illegal to shoot them.

2. Forgive your enemy, but remember
the bastard’s name.

3. Help someone when they are in
trouble and they will remember you
when they're in trouble again.

4. Money cannot buy happiness,
but it’s more comfortable to cry
in a Mercedes than on a bicycle

:)

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